A Lawyers Favorite Lawyer Jokes
Lawyer Jokes
Q: How does a pregnant woman know she is carrying a future lawyer?
A: She has an extreme craving for baloney.
Q: What is the legal definition of “Appeal”?
A: Something a person slips on in a grocery store.
Q: Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?
A: To practice.
Q: What do you ... Read More
Amazing Trivia
I admit it .. I LIKE trivia, tho it serves no purpose for me since I can never remember any to bring up in conversation. But still, it is fun, so I've created this list of amazing trivia that I found to be absolutely riveting.
1. Snails can sleep up to ... Read More
An Efficient Commute
Published By akkaoui On Tuesday, December 11th 2012. Under Life Tags: commute, driving, efficient, humor, men, shaving
This morning, as usual, I was pressed for time. I had to be to my "9 to 5" especially early and I woke up late. Instead of rushing around more than I already had been, I thought I would take the time to finish my "getting ready for work rituals" ... Read More
Ancient Mayan Mummy Proves A Tattoo Is Forever
Published By akkaoui On Tuesday, December 11th 2012. Under Life Tags: comedy, humor, joke, laugh, laughs, laughter, news, news laugh, newslaugh, political satire, satire, skit, skits, spoof, spoofs
Evidence of the extraordinary longevity of tattoos has finally been discovered, in a mummified Mayan female whose panoramic tattoos have lasted almost two thousand years.
Tattoo artists were ecstatic at the discovery, immediately citing the mummy as proof that once you’re lucky enough to have a tattoo, you can forget about ... Read More
Bat Ejection Techniques – Country Survival Course
Published By akkaoui On Tuesday, December 11th 2012. Under Life Tags: animal, animals, bat, bats, coloptera, country, country life, humor, mammals, natural history. mammal, Nola Kelsey, rural relocation, satire, science, wildlife
People lie! They lie about the bliss of rural relocation. They lie about the size of fish they catch. They lie about being there for you. But, mostly, they lie about bats! Such a silly thing, yet no one can admit the ugly truth. “Bats only come into your house. ... Read More
Conversation In An Age Of Confusion
Published By akkaoui On Tuesday, December 11th 2012. Under Life Tags: comedy, funny, humor, laugh, laughter, news, newslaugh, satire, spoof
What do people talk about when they all believe different things and nobody is sure what the other person believes?
Then you add to that the usual courtesy that most people don’t want to offend other people, especially when it comes to the topics people disagree about with the most intensity, ... Read More
Eternal Wit
Published By akkaoui On Tuesday, December 4th 2012. Under Humor, Life Tags: cemetery humor, Cyberiter, epitaphs, gravestone humor, headstone inscriptions, last words, tombstone humor
Whoever said, "You can't take it with you" was obviously not referring to a sense of humor ...
Here is a list of actual epitaphs from departed souls who clearly had more to say than the time to say it, or from their next of kin, who wanted to be sure ... Read More
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