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Field Notes on Country Linguistics

Published By akkaoui On Tuesday, December 4th 2012. Under Humor, Language Tags: America, Americana, country, culture, Customer Service, dialect, dialects, English, farm, humor, language, linguistics, Nola, Nola Kelsey, red neck, rural, satire, South Dakota, speak, speech, study

As Suzy stammered, my ears perked up. For distraction I called out, “Hey Kathy, put on another pot of coffee.” Suzy spoke again. The fact is, gouging my own eyes out with a ketchup bottle would not have distracted me. A linguistic calamity was eminent. The hair on the back of ... Read More

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